The End of the Best Friend

The title for today's entry comes from a very interesting article in the New York Times which outlines the idea that children having one best friend is a thing of the past and that school officials are cracking down on one-on-one friendships that could possibly lead to trouble. In many ways, I'm troubled by this article because to me monitoring children's friendships in schools seems like it has some sort of Big Brother ulterior motive...but at the same time, our world is changing incredibly quickly and quite frankly, I sincerely wish somebody had monitored my friendships as a girl/teen/young adult. So I'm going to take you through this article, pulling out choice phrases and quotes and tossing in some of my own terrible friendship experiences for good measure (http://nyti.ms/bLbzzz For your reading pleasure...)



“I think it is kids’ preference to pair up and have that one best friend. As adults — teachers and counselors — we try to encourage them not to do that,” said Christine Laycob, director of counseling at Mary Institute and St. Louis Country Day School in St. Louis. “We try to talk to kids and work with them to get them to have big groups of friends and not be so possessive about friends.”

In the last few years, I've stopped referring to any of my friends as "best" because it implies that they rank higher than one another which simply can't be anymore. I prefer the term "close" or "girlfriend" (I very seldom make close guy friends, ironic given that I grew up in a male dominated environment.)
Prior to this, I had three significant "best" friends. One for middle school, one for high school, and one in college. By sheer coincidence, they all happened to be blond girls with names that began with the letter "A." This makes me sound like I have serial killer characteristics, but I promise you, it is purely coincidental. The three are significant because whether I liked it or not, they each played an important part in shaping me into the girl I am today. (With one girl for each set of schools I attended. Damn, I only sound worse with each line I write...) And also because you would think that if you make one bad friendship, you learn from your mistakes and don't do it again, but uh, I did it three times. I'm only 22 so I'm fairly certain that if it doesn't happen with girls in the future, my intimate relationships with guys will be a ridiculous roller coaster ride of their own.
Well. Let the good times roll, shall we?
The moral of the story is that big groups of friends can really be packs of truly horrible people or really great ones. Flip a coin on that one. For me in grade school, they were heinous. In college, they were my soulmates. But in no way, shape, or form did anyone in any school I ever went to did the faculty attempt to rescue me from my one-on-one friendships. I doubt I would even have listened if they tried to.



...“I don’t think it’s particularly healthy for a child to rely on one friend,” said Jay Jacobs, the camp’s director. “If something goes awry, it can be devastating.”...

Did it ever in my case. Here come my 3 ex-best friend tales. They'll be brief, concluding with "where are they now?" moments. Warning: this is about to give the Mean Girls Burn Book a run for its money.

Grade School Friend (GSF): Her mother was an incredibly dominant force in her life and she told her everything, every single detail of her day. There was literally nothing about her daughter she didn't know which made GSF the target of much teasing from the popular girls in my grade. At one point or another, both her and I craved the popular spotlight and attempted to work our way into it. I was rejected, but she was semi-accepted. Sure, they still made fun of her relentlessly, but she stuck with them which pissed me off and led to us fighting because "I was just jealous." Friendship ended in 7th grade. We have never spoken since. We aren't even Facebook friends which as you know, is the ultimate diss. A friend of mine went to high school with her where she reported that there, she was as big of a bitch as ever with the worst incident being that she LAUGHED when one of my old grade school classmates died in a car accident when we were 16 and didn't attend the wake or funeral. Ironically, this girl was in the popular girl clique. Of course, karma came around and her boyfriend cheated on her with some random girl a few months later. Golf clap for fate.

High School Friend (HSF): We were like salt 'n pepper. One didn't come without the other. Unfortunately, I did that thing I used to do where I placed too much dependency on one person and the closeness of our friendship led the way for the glorious train wreck. She started dating some guy I really hated and even went so far as to abandon me on my 17th birthday for him. When I heard that, I shouted so loudly at him in the cafeteria that I'm fairly certain that if somebody could have, they would have paddy-wagoned and straitjacketed me away. She also wrote me a really cruel email mentioning this pair of crappy pants I used to have that I really liked that she and some other girl gossiped about how terrible they were when I wore them. In addition to that, my entire fashion sense was verbally slammed in the email which in retrospect isn't bothersome because I was just exiting my goth phase. The funny thing about this email is that today, I am widely regarded as being extremely fashionable, but I seldom wear pants. This might have been the tipping point for me. Wrapping it up...our friendship ended when she transferred schools without telling me (Happy Senior Year Heather!) and these days, she's dating some guy who graduated from HS with us. Works at a casino too.

College Best Friend (CBF): You should never rely too much on a girl who plans out her entire wedding future with some guy she went out on one date with, is a bitch to your friends, and prints out Facebook chat conversations with guys with stupid lines like "if i could i would give u my world baby cause we r n luv like yeh" and tapes them to her wall in your bedroom (I dragged everyone and his uncle into our room to see that. Many people enjoyed a hearty laugh in October 2009 though most were downright disturbed when I told them this was the same guy who enjoyed killing baby rabbits for fun). But really, it all came to a head when she told me she would have abandoned me in the middle of West Hollywood on the night I got so drunk, I woke up in a wheelchair. (A story so terrible at the time but hilarious today. I would also like to point out that when it seemed like the worst moment of my life, my girlfriends made me feel much better about it, getting me orange juice and telling some stories of their own. Soulmates, I'm telling you.) These days...oh who cares?



But such an attitude worries some psychologists who fear that children will be denied the strong emotional support and security that comes with intimate friendships.
“Do we want to encourage kids to have all sorts of superficial relationships? Is that how we really want to rear our children?” asked Brett Laursen, a psychology professor at Florida Atlantic University whose specialty is peer relationships. “Imagine the implication for romantic relationships. We want children to get good at leading close relationships, not superficial ones.”

Nay, I say, nay. I mean that at the whole "denying kids of emotional support in intimate relationships."
The intimate friendships and closeness I had with the three girls mentioned above was not for my benefit whatsoever. The last two in particular referred to what we had as "the friendship." Brought up in conversations beginning with "yeah, I don't think the friendship is working."
As though I should be so lucky, so privileged to be with them. These kinds of remarks only made me infuriated and ready to burn the bridges fast. Attitude like this never fails to make me want to grip them by the side of their face and bring them back down to earth.
Intimate friendships, depending on the types of people you have them with, can be very good or awful. These days I have very good ones with a bunch of different girls because I learned to be myself and stay myself. There was a time when I used to be scared of what to say, what sorts of jokes to make. The time when I tiptoed around girls who were supposedly "my BFFs." Security, what security came with this? Emotional growth? I learned to monitor who I was and that can't be healthy.
So I quit. I woke up one morning and didn't care anymore. I made better, kinder friends this way. As for my relationships with guys, this was and still is fairly superficial, but this is a really long story for another time...

Many psychologists believe that close childhood friendships not only increase a child’s self-esteem and confidence, but also help children develop the skills for healthy adult relationships — everything from empathy, the ability to listen and console, to the process of arguing and making up.

In the case of those three girls, those friendships only taught me how to pretend how to care and fake sympathy when in reality, I was so detached from their issues, I wasn't even thinking about them and was altogether somewhere else. That's healthy ain't it? Thank goodness for the girls who came into my life before/during/after these three.

It sounds bad, I know. I'm getting depressed just writing this because I've sort of repressed these memories for some time. I did grow from the experiences, believe me, but it was a slow growth that at some points made me almost scream at myself in the mirror, "Why? Why do you keep doing this to yourself?" If adults had attempted to intervene, well, they would never have. I was quite the picture of wholesome innocence for a very long time and did a damn good job of putting on a show of how sugar and spice and everything nice I could make things appear. It was only when I would write, that I let my feelings out onto the surface and with those three, I wrote pieces that sounded extremely unhappy. It was and still remains the best way to express my feelings. The simple act of penning words or typing them releases me in the only possible way I can be.



“No one can teach you what a great friend is, what a fair-weather friend is, what a treacherous and betraying friend is except to have a great friend, a fair-weather friend or a treacherous and betraying friend,” said Michael Thompson, a psychologist who is an author of the book “Best Friends, Worst Enemies: Understanding the Social Lives of Children.”

No they can't. The adage, experience is the teacher is the best way to go. You're in for a rough, rocky ride with good moments and bad moments, but in the end I think only you can make this discovery on your own.

Trust me. You'll always make it out to the better side.
And only the most wonderful people are there, waiting for you.

Love to you all,
Heather